The Ultimate Groovy Thursday Song!
The week is almost over! It's time to dance and throw a party. Shake your booty to this one from Mr. Methane.
Post Authored by the Anti-Mystere Blogger Dervish Sanders JSIABH-003
I Imitated My Idol Josev Stalin Biden in Public...
I ripped a bigly fart and pooped my pants in public recently. The Henry County Sheriff's department had the nerve to issue a desktop ticket for me to appear in court for an environmental violation! FOR WHAT??? I only had an accident in my pants while walking up the highway to my brothel. I can't help it if I had a bigly dump by accident. My vibrator, which had been stuck up my hole, shot out like a speedy bullet when I ripped the bigly fart. Soon afterwards, my hole erupted with a bigly load of orange turds shooting out, onto the sidewalk on Highway 69. It feels sooooooooo good to rant about this! I feel bigly thrills up my L'eggs right now. Well, I gotta go. Flarpy Blunderguff wants to meet with me at a club at the end of my street, and have a bang up time. My boingly boing boing is getting bent right now. Post Authored by the Anti-Mystere Blogger Dervish Sanders JSIABH-002
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